arrafrost:

anytime you think a telepath is overhearing your perverted thoughts just start flirting with them 

if they flirt back, you get to date a telepath

if they reject your advances, they exposed themselves and you turn them into the government for experimentation 

it’s a win win

bootykage:

bootykage:

bootykage:

yungflowergirl:

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl

this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

itscolossal:

Tiny Embroidered Animals by Chloe Giordano

bombing:

just saw a post accusing Obama of working for the government

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someone give me love and attention

kaliforniia-kueen:

midnight-sun-rising:

You know there are programs that can change your daughters confused predilections.

My heart fucking broke during this scene. 

This was my favourite scene. He’s a military man who comes off as a typical “manly man” and he stands up for his daughter being lesbian. This scene was heartbreaking but fucking beautiful.

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getoffmybloghoe:

some of you need to deep throat a cactus 

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324b21-clone:

the outlaw and the law

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"I was there for Alex. She was… the love of my life."

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