anytime you think a telepath is overhearing your perverted thoughts just start flirting with them 

if they flirt back, you get to date a telepath

if they reject your advances, they exposed themselves and you turn them into the government for experimentation 

it’s a win win





I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl

this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this


Tiny Embroidered Animals by Chloe Giordano


just saw a post accusing Obama of working for the government

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someone give me love and attention



You know there are programs that can change your daughters confused predilections.

My heart fucking broke during this scene. 

This was my favourite scene. He’s a military man who comes off as a typical “manly man” and he stands up for his daughter being lesbian. This scene was heartbreaking but fucking beautiful.

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some of you need to deep throat a cactus 

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the outlaw and the law

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"I was there for Alex. She was… the love of my life."

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