anytime you think a telepath is overhearing your perverted thoughts just start flirting with them
if they flirt back, you get to date a telepath
if they reject your advances, they exposed themselves and you turn them into the government for experimentation
it’s a win win
I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want
this a lie
im literally dating this girl
this a lie
she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this
just saw a post accusing Obama of working for the government
someone give me love and attention
You know there are programs that can change your daughters confused predilections.
My heart fucking broke during this scene.
This was my favourite scene. He’s a military man who comes off as a typical “manly man” and he stands up for his daughter being lesbian. This scene was heartbreaking but fucking beautiful.
some of you need to deep throat a cactus
"I was there for Alex. She was… the love of my life."